love amendment

for someone who considers himself sensible most of the time, i really am starting to believe i am stupid when it comes to matters of the heart. this is my achilles heel: i easily fall in love. too easy that i have gotten my heart chipped off several times in just a matter of months.

*bonks head*

i reason out with myself sometimes. maybe i'm just feeling lonely, or heaven forbid, desperate, that's why i'm this vulnerable when it comes to loving. so now i'm resolving to using da coconut head resting on my shoulders and not just the butterflies (yeah flutter all you want in my tummy, i'm gonna wash you down with macchiato)

and one more thing, i propose that wearing one's heart on his sleeve be made illegal.